Saturday, February 24, 2007

O England My England

Thunderstorms and hail herald promise of spring
- weather report yesterday in The Times

Surely it is only an English company that needs to specify an exception in its policy on taking a sickie that "being hungover and unable to make it in, means you are on holiday and doesn't qualify as being sick... you are still required to inform [us] whether you will be able to work alongside your fellow employees without feeling the need to lie down at regular intervals."

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2 comments:

Sam said...

we had hail here on Thursday and the weathe is equally as shitty right now if that makes you feel any better.

I can't believe that employment cause but I can understand why perhaps it had to be omplemented.

Hilarious!

judemasti said...

that is truly awesome :) I guess you just have to use the 'I'm a foreigner' thing to get away with it then.... 'sorry.. I woke up and found I was paralyzed from the neck down' ... man, is that *really* how they phrase the paragraph?... it's so Monty Python? ;)